English Jokes
Three Tomates
Three tomatoes are walking down the street. Papa tomato, Mama tomato, and Baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Papa tomato gets angry, goes over to Baby tomato, and smashes him... then says, “Catch up!”

いみは, “Catch up”= “Ketchup”

* lag ぐずぐずする
* smash 強くたたく
* catch up 遅れずについて行く、追いつく

What word begins with "e"?
What word begins with "e", ends with "e", and has one letter?


* letter 手紙、文字

What did the mayonnaise say to the fridge?

"Close the door please. I'm dressing."

* mayonnaise マヨネーズ
* fridge 冷蔵庫
* dress 着替える
* dressing ドレッシング

Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
I is the ....
Stop! Never put "is" after an "I".
Always put "am" after an "I"
OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong days?

Because they are not weekdays!

*weekdayとweak dayをかけています
* weekday 平日
* weak 弱い

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